βLetβs get down to business, to de-feat the Hunnnnns β¦β
Donny Osmond had just met the young daughter of fans at his long-running Las Vegas residency at Harrahβs. The little girl, he told me, didnβt know who he was until he started singing the familiar opening line of βIβll Make a Man out of Youβ from Disneyβs animated 1998 classic, βMulan.β
That little girl was delighted to hear the singing voice of the movieβs Captain Shang, but so was the grown-up currently on the phone with him who used to stand with her twin sister on their ancient dresser in Northwood pretending to be the stars of the upbeat and very β70s variety show, βDonny and Marieβ (I was always Donny). I may be an award-winning journalist, but DONNY FREAKING OSMOND was singing in my ear. And that will never not be cool.
The longtime star will bring his Vegas show β βthe entire productionβ β to MGM National Harbor in Oxon Hill on Wednesday. βNot everyone can come to Las Vegas, so Iβm bringing Las Vegas to you,β he said.
Osmondβs nationwide tour encompasses βeverything Iβve done in six decades,β which includes his days of singing with his siblings on βThe Andy Williams Show,β his βPuppy Loveβ teen idol period, the aforementioned show with his sister, his late-β80s comeback and now.
At first, the math didnβt make sense. How does this boyish 65-year-old have a six-decade career, and how have I been alive for most of it? Then I remembered that Osmond made his show business debut as a mere tot β βIβve been doing this ever since I was 5 years old,β he told me β and that I am in my 50s. And somehow we sort of look the same age?
One of the things thatβs consistently true about Donny Osmond is that he is always working and looks like heβs having fun, whether heβs gleefully mocking himself while dancing his heart out in βWeird Alβ Yankovicβs 2006 βWhite And Nerdyβ music video or doing a silly, fun and awesome thing, such as appearing as The Peacock in the first season of Foxβs βThe Masked Singer.β
Appropriately, his debut performance on the reality competition show was singing βThe Greatest Showβ from βThe Greatest Showmanβ soundtrack, because it was certainly that. I remember watching βThe Masked Singerβ live, in the living room of a winter holiday rental home in Annapolis in 2019, immediately knowing who The Peacock was. It couldnβt have been anyone else.
βI was the very first person the talent booker called. He was like, βThis is a new showβ and started explaining everything to me, and I said, βStop. I get the joke. Iβm in,ββ said Osmond, who flew back and forth between Los Angeles, where the series was taped, and Las Vegas, where he was doing five shows a week. He placed second in the overall competition, behind T-Pain and ahead of Gladys Knight. βIt was crazy, absolutely crazy. I love it.β
Thatβs the attitude of a showman whoβs all in. βYou have no idea, when you throw it against the wall, if a thing is gonna work. We spent millions on the show in Vegas, which is a gamble, no pun intended,β he said. βYou donβt know how the audience is going to react, so you surround yourself with the best in the business, the best lighting people, the best dancers, the best choreographers. Iβm in the third year of my residency, and you can only imagine how that feels. Because itβs working.β
Keeping his lengthy career fresh has been no small feat. βThere were times that I was like, βIs [success] ever going to happen again for me?β Like reinventing myself with βSoldier Of Love,ββ Osmond said, referencing the 1989 hit released to radio as being by a mystery singer because it was feared audiences wouldnβt listen if they knew it was him. βBut itβs really just about getting onstage and performing, and seeing how it can affect people for the better. Itβs pretty invigorating. When the curtain goes up, itβs all about the magic of show business, light and sound.β
Osmond is from the era of go-for-broke, leave-it-on-the-stage, breathlessly earnest performers who arenβt concerned about looking cool. They do it for the fans, and the fans show up. And, because of his appearance on current reality shows and his work in βMulan,β that fan base has expanded, as with the child in Vegas.
βItβs kind of exciting that, because of technology, thereβs another generation that can find an established artist,β said Osmond, who got permission from Disney to stage the βMulanβ stick fighting dance sequence during his tour. βThey hear Captain Shang, and it turns the theater into a βMulanβ experience. You can see them light up.β
Osmond himself lights up when I mention him singing βIβll Make a Man out of Youβ live as former Fifth Harmony singer Normani performed it on βDancing With the Stars,β which heβd won in Season 9. The moment when she hugged him after her triumphant finish legitimately made me tear up, because great entertainment reaches across time.
βOh, yes! That was an amazing moment. She explained to me that this moment was like meeting Captain Shang,β Osmond said. βItβs one of the most important songs I ever did, along with βPuppy Love.β It belongs to a certain generation.β
The subsequent generations of Osmonds are always on the mind of the father of five and grandfather of 14. βGarth Brooks said this: βI wish I would have spent a little more time caring about the most important things in my life, and thatβs family,ββ Osmond said, and he has taken that to heart. Just recently, he had a Fourth of July campout in tents with his grandkids, after whom heβs named the fruit trees in his orchard. βIβve had an interesting vantage point from which to watch the megastars Iβve worked with β the mistakes and the good things, the hard work,β he said. βIβve forfeited so many wonderful projects where Iβve said, βNo. I have to spend time at home with my grandchildren, my children and my wife.β You gotta balance it out.β
Speaking of generations, thereβs a guy named Chris on the current season of ABCβs goofy-fun βClaim to Fameβ β a show on which celebrity relatives have to guess each otherβs famous family members β who not only looks suspiciously like Osmondβs son, musician Chris Osmond, but like every other Osmond ever.
βI know youβre not going to confirm that this is your kid, but is it?β I joked.
βI have no idea what youβre talking about. I plead the Fifth,β Osmond deadpanned. βBut whoever that Chris kid is, heβs doing a great job.β
Spoken like a true showman.




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