Much like real leaders, fictional presidents really run the gamut. Some of the best depictions showcase those who are very good at their jobs. Others are terrible at them. One is actually not the president at all.
But on my Presidents Day list of the best and worst pop culture commanders in chief, the films and TV shows in which they appear are still enjoyable. Thatβs mostly because, in the end, the good guys usually win. Hereβs hoping that happens on this side of the screen, too.
Best
Jed Bartlet (Martin Sheen), βThe West Wingβ
Iβve written before about my love of this optimistic, if occasionally bombastic show and its idealistic Latin-quoting president. He doesnβt always do the right thing, but at his best, Bartlet is selfless, paternal and given to epic speeches that seem specifically created to be played over a rousing symphonic phrase. Heβs got a great head of hair and he gives a damn about democracy. Now heβs going to give you a soliloquy about it!
Elizabeth McCord (TΓ©a Leoni), βMadam Secretaryβ
Spoilers ahead: Former CIA operative McCord doesnβt technically become president until the last season of this CBS drama. By then, though, youβre already invested in how this extremely smart woman, dedicated mom to some very annoying kids and loving wife of a hot husband (Tim Daly) leads the country. Of all of the people on this list, sheβs far and away the most qualified and competent for the position. The series ends with her heading on a whistle-stop tour to pass the Equal Rights Amendment. Sigh.
James Sawyer (Jamie Foxx), βWhite House Downβ
Sawyer is an Obama-esque nice guy and reluctant action hero who bands together with wannabe Secret Service agent Channing Tatum to save tourists who have been taken hostage during a White House tour. Is this a great movie? Nope. Thatβs why I love it. Itβs basically Presidential Rock βEm, Sock βEm Terrorists. But Sawyer comes off as a steady leader and one youβd want to fight for. Also, his first lady is Garcelle Beauvais, Foxxβs one-time βThe Jamie Foxx Showβ co-star and my current favorite βReal Housewife.β
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James Marshall (Harrison Ford), βAir Force Oneβ
Everything about this movie is ridiculous. But as a superfan of Fordβs version of Jack Ryan in βPatriot Gamesβ and βClear and Present Danger,β this is as close as we got to Ford-as-Ryan actually being president. The titular aircraft gets hijacked by a gang of Russians, including leader Egor Korshunov, played by Gary Oldman in the most scenery-chewing performance of his career. Itβs delightful. I also spent the better part of the β90s bellowing βGet off my plane!β to myself and giggling, because I am easily amused.
Thomas J. Whitmore (Bill Pullman), βIndependence Dayβ
Great movie presidents should know their way around a rousing speech. Faced with a massive alien invasion, Whitmoreβs declaration to fighter pilots before the ultimate battle is the best. βWe will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight!β The fact that he could deliver this without sounding like Dr. Seuss proves his greatness.
Worst
Fitzgerald βFitzβ Grant III (Tony Goldwyn), βScandalβ
Sure, he was cute. But Fitz was also a nepo-baby dummy whose presidency was literally created in a conspiracy featuring his politician daddy and his mistress (Kerry Washington), the latter of whom continued to save his sorry butt. Oh, and he also murdered a Supreme Court justice in her bed. Just pitiful.
Edward Bennett (Donald Moffat), βClear And Present Dangerβ
Bennett is just an all-around rich, craven dork who starts an international crisis when his wealthy drug-running friend gets murdered in a cartel war. His M.O. is plausible deniability while getting people killed. And then he thinks he can basically bribe Jack Ryan, whom his minions have just tried to murder, into silence? DUDE, YOU TRIED TO MURDER HIM.
Tom Kirkman (Kiefer Sutherland), βDesignated Survivorβ
When the show starts, youβre rooting for this sweet, earnest guy who goes from secretary of housing and urban development to president in an instant when the rest of the Cabinet is murdered in a terrorist attack at the Capitol during the State of the Union. But by the end of the series, heβs just as ruthless as all the other politicians before him. Itβs not that weβre mad, President Kiefer. Weβre just disappointed.
Unnamed (Billy Bob Thornton), βLove Actuallyβ
There are so many things I hate about this movie that makes stalking your friendβs wife seem cute and normalizes dating your younger employees. But this Clinton-esque idiot sexually harassing the British prime ministerβs employee in his office was way up there.
Best fake president
Dave Kovic (Kevin Kline), βDaveβ
Philandering President Bill Mitchell (Kline) has a stroke while in bed with his mistress and falls into a coma. His chief of staff temporarily replaces him with Kovic (also played by Kline), a temp agency owner who moonlights as a Mitchell impersonator. Kovic-as-Mitchell quickly upends things because heβs the moral opposite of the terrible real president and uses this ruse to make the world better. Oh, how I wish he were real.
Probably best president whose movie hasnβt come out yet
Danielle Sutton (Viola Davis), βG20β²
If Presidents Day was in April rather than the traditional third Monday of February, Sutton would be on this list judging from the trailer alone, which I discovered while researching this column. She is a decorated military veteran who must rescue her kidnapped family and world leaders by running around dispatching terrorists in a strappy red dress and sneakers. It looks loud and silly, and Iβm sure Iβm going to just love it when itβs actually released.





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